This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
hi i am chinese and there is no such thing as this. some people hang money bags or red envelopes (红包) around their house for good luck—but 5 days occurring in the same month? no. if you look at your calendar, you can see that that many days can happen in any month (this chain went around a couple years ago raving on about july). we also didn’t use the western calendar until the Qing Dynasty fell, so it would be a little dumb to create a “feng shui tradition” that late in our 2000+ history. yeah 8 is like the most auspicious number because it sounds like fortune but like pleaaaaaaaaase don’t just buy into this stuff because it sounds “mystic”. and why would friday, saturday, and sunday be important other than it’s the weekend? people didn’t just magically get money on the weekend. the process for choosing days during which to receive money is lunar-based and much more complicated than that. feng shui has nothing to do with this, too. feng shui is about the orientation of objects around the natural environment (which explains why people would hang things AROUND THEIR HOUSES instead of reblogging some dumb tumblr chain). feng shui has qualities that require you to suspend your disbelief, but it literally has a FOUNDATION in METAPHYSICS. you can’t just pull something about “money” and “luck” out of your butt and call it feng shui.
please please please pass this along with what i’ve written because if i see this pop up on my dash again i might sob because i find this REALLY insulting
Homestuck is really hitting me like a ton bricks now. This webcomic started out as light hearted and goofy and now, being close to the gigapause, its dark and real. I realize now they’re all just kids and they all fucked up at some point and that’s what makes them relate-able and human. It makes the characters seem real. Homestuck fans see these characters as a projection of themselves staring at them from the computer screen.
The fact of the matter is, I can understand all these characters and the experiences they’ve had at this point. Dirk’s overbearing- ness with his relationship with Jake. Roxy’s dependence on substances to ignore her problems. Jake’s aloofness and ignorance. And all of Jane’s anger towards unrequited respect.
People may see homestuck as non sense, but if you take the time to read it and understand it, you’ll see apart of yourself staring back at you. It’s a story about personal challenges intertwined with the challenges of life.
RAIE’S SUPER DUPER MILLION BILLION BELL GIVEAWAY (yaaay!!)
Okay, not quite that much, but it’s close. Since I’m crazy rich in ACNL, and there’s no way in Hell I’m ever going to use up all this money, I’ve decided to do a SUPER HUGE GIVEAWAY HOORAY! I’m going to be giving away a grand total of over 200 million bells to 15 different people. Wowowow! That’s so much!! That’s like crazy ridiculous levels of so much!!! So let’s get this show on the road.
- THE FIRST PLACE WINNER will receive… My autograph!! Nah, just kidding. First place is 100,000,000 bells. Yes, that is eight zeros.
- The SECOND PLACE WINNER will receive 50,000,000 bells.
- The THIRD PLACE WINNER will receive 30,000,000 bells.
- TWO FOURTH PLACE WINNERS will receive 10,000,000 bells each.
- An ADDITIONAL TEN PEOPLE will each receive either a CROWN or a ROYAL CROWN (you pick). OR 1,000,000 bells instead if you’d prefer.
- Also all the winners will receive a complimentary basket of lemons, because lemons man.
- I don’t care if you’re following me or not. I’m a fantastically awesome (and modest) person, so go ahead and follow me if you want, but it won’t help or hinder your chances either way (‘cause that’d be silly).
- Likes do count
- Tumblr DOES NOT COUNT MULTIPLE REBLOGS, so you gain nothing from reblogging multiple times. Save yourself some embarrassment, spare my dash some clutter, and please only reblog this post once.
- You must be willing to give me your FC, and also make sure there’s space on the ground (somewhere) in your town for me to drop millions and millions of bells over the course of a few hours. Money transferring is time and space intensive, yo.
- Please make sure your ask box is open, so I can contact you if you win. I cannot stress this enough. If your ask box is closed, I will immediately re-roll the winner and it’ll suck to be you.
The giveaway will end on AUGUST 20th, and I’ll randomize/contact winners over the following few days. End date subject to change depending on how many people enter.
Alrighty, I think that’s all. Good luck guys!! ~OvO~
If you ever wondered what 8 Mile would be like if Eminem really liked spaghetti, well, this video’s for you.